Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Time For Creationists to Thrown in the Towel

The proof is all right here.

After all, it looks exactly like a mix between a monkey and a person, doesn't it?


Check out this section. Now look at your neighbor. Now look here again. Now at your neighbor. Here. Neighbor.

Isn't it amazing? It's like there's a mirror on your computer screen!

There is no other possible explanation for this body part. Only monkeys have tails, and we came from monkeys. So think about it.


It has arms, we have arms. It has a head, we have a head. It has fingernails, we have fingernails!

I mean, it would be silly to assume that certain structures work really well and were designed to work that way and that is why we see them repeated throughout the animal kingdom, right? We share 96% of our DNA with a chimpanzee and 40% of our DNA with bananas. Think about it. We should be freeing our brothers from the captivity of grocery store shelves across the world! How I have often gazed into the peel of a beautiful banana and felt the chill of common ancestry shiver down my spine, and longed to liberate them from Wegmans as brothers!

I have a feeling this discovery is being made into a big deal because Intelligent Design is making some headway in public opinion. "Hey everyone, look over here! Darwin was right! Who needs God? Pass the abortion and euthanasia, please!"

In summary:


-Matt
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4 comments:

  1. srezsnyakMay 19, 2009 at 8:33 PM

    Well I guess that's it! Jesus was cool and all but they found yet another fossil! The best was a comment left by a reader of the article that said something like:
    "For years we've been told that evloution was fact and that it was proven. But now they're saying that this really proves that it's true, even if it wasn't before. Apparently evolutionary scientists are liars that can't be trusted"

    I'm so scared guys... NOT!

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  2. JoshMay 19, 2009 at 9:10 PM

    I like the pictures especially.

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  3. Sergeant Uriel VentrisMay 19, 2009 at 11:54 PM

    You know, I made the picture, and I think it's hilarious every time I see it.

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  4. KimMay 20, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    It doesn't make much sense... this is the critical fossil we've been looking for - the one that supposedly shows chimps and lemurs diverging. Yup, this is the critical piece of evidence that shows humans are descended from apes.

    Here's an article from Answers and Genesis in response to this... saying about what you'd expect. Or at least what I expect
    http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/2009/05/19/ida-missing-link

    Thanks for the article Matt!

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