After all, it looks exactly like a mix between a monkey and a person, doesn't it?
Check out this section. Now look at your neighbor. Now look here again. Now at your neighbor. Here. Neighbor.Isn't it amazing? It's like there's a mirror on your computer screen!
There is no other possible explanation for this body part. Only monkeys have tails, and we came from monkeys. So think about it.
It has arms, we have arms. It has a head, we have a head. It has fingernails, we have fingernails!
I mean, it would be silly to assume that certain structures work really well and were designed to work that way and that is why we see them repeated throughout the animal kingdom, right? We share 96% of our DNA with a chimpanzee and 40% of our DNA with bananas. Think about it. We should be freeing our brothers from the captivity of grocery store shelves across the world! How I have often gazed into the peel of a beautiful banana and felt the chill of common ancestry shiver down my spine, and longed to liberate them from Wegmans as brothers!
I have a feeling this discovery is being made into a big deal because Intelligent Design is making some headway in public opinion. "Hey everyone, look over here! Darwin was right! Who needs God? Pass the abortion and euthanasia, please!"
In summary:
-Matt
